Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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