Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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