Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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