That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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