Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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