i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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