So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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