Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Holy shit dude........stairs
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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