Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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