I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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