We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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