he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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