Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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