You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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