I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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