i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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