Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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