hell yes lets make some ravioli
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize