SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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