It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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You may now shotgun with the bride
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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