And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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