brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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