the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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