Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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