Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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