I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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