SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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