I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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