I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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