Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This girl is more easily done than said...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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