so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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