actually, I'm a sock model
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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