another moral hangover. fuck.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize