is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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