If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
please don't ironically join a cult
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