i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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Princesses don't give blow jobs
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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