i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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