McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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