Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Never joke about your clitoris.
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