are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
You should frame my arrest warrant.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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