Walk of Shame. In a state park.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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