No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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