True but thats because hes a fetus.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize