Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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