I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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