Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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