My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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