is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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