ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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