dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
worst night to have a conscience
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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